directed by william wesley
I would be inclined to call this picture “comically inept” except for the fact that nothing about it is funny – especially not the hour and a half or so I wasted watching it. Laborious, idiotic and pointless, this film has three characteristics in preponderance:
- voiceovers, to the point that it seems as though large swaths of the flick were shot without any dialogue whatsoever
- a repeated closeup* of one of the appellative dummies so prevalent it lends itself to disbelief
- blatantly obvious continuity problems for roughly the first third of its running time, which also return at the end
The latter involves an aircraft out of which hijackers are parachuting in pursuit of their heist money, for which they’ve been double-crossed. When the paratroopers land – allegedly this flick is known as “Paratroopers” on the German DVD market – they’re in pitch-dark night, but all shots of the airplane flying are in varying levels of daylight (early twilight at worst). As for the narration, one of the voices illuminates the turncoat’s thoughts, except that when he actually speaks, it’s … in a different, accented voice. As to the “action,” you may reasonably inquire why the scarecrows are killing people. Well might you wonder: no one knows. “I think this place is possessed by demonic demons,” one annoying character says to another. And they can’t be stopped! Except for when they can.
why did i watch this movie?
I have lousy decision-making skills, apparently.
should you watch this movie?
Bake a cake. Ride a bike. “Mail” a “letter.” Take a long walk off a short pier. Write poetry, even!
Highlight and low point
Paced as poorly as the rest of this venture, the credits last more than seven full minutes.