directed by JOHN CARL BUECHLER
friday four, inc./sean s. cunningham films/paramount pictures
It’s impressive to stand out for idiocy in a series whose main character’s backstory makes no sense whatsoever – if Jason’s so devoted to his mother, why’d he hide from her in the woods for 20 years? – and wherein he would later not only hijack a pleasure cruise but be found aboard a spaceship – having previously become immortal after being revivified by a couple of lightning strikes – but “The New Blood” manages to do just that, and not least because this chapter of the story introduces a young lady who has absolutely no control over her telekinesis right up to the point at which she can suddenly command it with pinpoint accuracy. Oh, and it takes place at Crystal Lake, where the accursed campgrounds have been upgraded into stately lakeside manses by some no-doubt visionary land speculator with a heart of pure graft. In addition, the murderous antagonist finds a veritable Home Depot there on the lakeshore, as he has a seemingly unlimited supply of dangerous weapons at hand.
why did i watch this movie?
A yeomanlike review of “A New Beginning” by The Devil’s DVD Bin prompted my viewing the installments of this series I either hadn’t seen or couldn’t recall seeing.
should you watch this movie?
Scrutinizing five consecutive franchise flicks proposed an explanation for my uncertain recollection.
highlight and low point
Jason appears in multiple successive scenes with different woods tools; it had me yelling at the film as though I were watching it at a late-night festival screening with other yahoos. No attempt is made to justify the extremely dubious ending, and there’s little gore despite all the new weapons. Victims still die instantly upon being stabbed, at least.
One thought on “Friday the 13th Part VII − The New Blood (1988)”
I’m not crazy about this one either. I agree it’s a little much when Jason pops out with that heavy duty weed wacker. And Tina resurrecting not one but two corpses with telekinesis is beyond ridiculous.
Thanks for taking the time to read my review!